neymar rolling

The Brazilian soccer player Neymar is the focus of an onslaught of mockery for his habit of hurling himself to the ground and rolling to cry foul.

In the 2018 World Cup Round of 16, when Neymar reacted to an apparent brush on the ankle as if he'd been shot, and launched into a prolonged display of writhing that outshone even the most theatrical of professional wrestlers.

Stop your neymar rolling!

by 寺山修司 July 7, 2018

johnny roll

I big rolled up wad of cash

How much is your jewelry worth? Like, Johnny Rolls.

by bob toben February 14, 2014

Roll Lock

When two fat people fuck and their rolls interlock in a inseperable manner. like the phonebook trick they do on mythbusters.
it takes two tanks to seperate them.

Dude....johnathan's in the hospital.
Holy shit! Why!
He got into a roll lock with jackie.
My god....

by Turbo John February 21, 2009

shoulder roll

The stage of drunkenness where you abandon the party without notice.

Where did John go? Oh man, he shoulder rolled again. He's drunk!!

by poohpants April 13, 2014

Chocolate Roll

To roll back ones foreskin, rub shit around the hilt of your bellend, roll the foreskin back and ask your other half for a blowjob.

"I'm going to give my girl a chocolate roll"

by Shitdickallover January 8, 2016

Nomi Rolled

"No-Me Roled"
The equivalent to being "Rick Rolled", exept with a music video by German Pop-Opera Singer, Klaus Nomi. His song "Lightning Strikes" is the most commonly used video for this.

Dave: No way am i clicking that link dude, I know you're
going to rick roll me.
James: I promise its not a rick roll.
Dave: What the fuck is this?
James: DUDE YOU JUST GOT NOMI ROLLED!

by Christian Noguera January 1, 2008

Roll Dumping

Its called a "rolling dump" when you take a shit in your car, and put it in newspaper/mcdonalds mapkins/mc flurry cup, whatever you have handy, then set it down under your car tire at a red light. When the light turns green, you win!

Credit to lampdev.

I had to shit so bad. Good thing I had an old newspaper. Roll dumping is the best

by amkra December 13, 2012