rita roll

A Canadian version of the Rick Roll, pranksters post a misleading link with a subject that promises to be exciting or interesting, eg "Tap Dancing Kittens" but actually turns out to be the video for Rita MacNeil's hit "We'll Reach The Sky Tonight". Always met with surprise and delight.

...Instead of getting to watch the new Glee promo, I just got Rita Rolled! So much better!

by lesyeuxbleu February 12, 2014

johnny roll

I big rolled up wad of cash

How much is your jewelry worth? Like, Johnny Rolls.

by bob toben February 14, 2014

shoulder roll

The stage of drunkenness where you abandon the party without notice.

Where did John go? Oh man, he shoulder rolled again. He's drunk!!

by poohpants April 13, 2014

thot roll

When more than one guy have intercourse with a thot. When one guy is done, he rolls her to the next dude.

Hey bro, you ready for the thot roll tonight!?

by jjswagalistic February 18, 2015

Sausage Rolled

a sexual act of when a women's fat rolls are wrapped around the males penis and stroked with the skin

Jake got sausage rolled by his fat mother

by D.O.4.H September 1, 2016

rolling stoners

n. Aging British rock band fans who need wheelchairs and similar mobility assists to get around at the concerts.

....

Did you get up close to see The Who at Desert Trip?

No. I tried to get to the stage but I kept tripping over all the rolling stoners on their electric scooters.

Just as well man. They kind of suck.

by gnostic3 November 6, 2016

Chocolate Roll

To roll back ones foreskin, rub shit around the hilt of your bellend, roll the foreskin back and ask your other half for a blowjob.

"I'm going to give my girl a chocolate roll"

by Shitdickallover January 8, 2016