purple helmeted warrior of love

A penis.

Let me slide my purple helmeted warrior of love into your ax wound.

by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

Purple Jizz Monkey

A Purple Jizz Monkey is the overly complex drink ordered by the d-bag in front of you at a crowded bar. Often served as a shooter, this drink is characterized by its convoluted and redundant ingredients, and is almost always ordered with 4 or 5 other equally impossible drinks. When the fuck-ram in front of you orders a Purple Jizz Monkey, this invariably delays your drink purchase by several minutes, and the chick you were talking to before you went to get drinks is probably already fucking some townie.

“Thanks a lot, Melvin, you took like 20 minutes to get our drinks and now we’re all sober.”
“Dude in front of me ordered like 5 purple jizz monkeys, my hands were tied.”

by Bill Sampson, Esq. February 21, 2009

Purge-worthy

The feeling of having to puke (aka purge). Or a word used to describe something nasty.

"Dude, Im feeling sooo purge-worthy, right now!" or, "Wow, that guys rat tail is super purge-worthy"

by Micayla Kiddonn September 4, 2009

purple nurple

An alcoholic beverage featured in supernatural. A Purple Nurple is a type of alcoholic cocktail drink that is made by putting coconut rum, triple sec, Blue Curacao, cranberry juice, and ice in a cocktail shaker. The ingredients are then shaken up and strained into a glass for serving.

Dean: I don’t know, man. I think they’re called Purple Nurples.

by DeanWincestGirl May 17, 2011

Purple Helmet

A popular alcoholic drink served especially in the "Companion" hotel bar in the town of Hearst, Ontario. It used to be made in the Palace Bar, but when that bar closed, the Companion took over serving it. I don't know exactly what is in it, it has something in common with Long Island Iced Tea, but it is called the "Purple Helmet" and it is a popular alcoholic beverage in Hearst.

Time for a pitcher of the Purple Helmet! C'est l'heure de boire un Purple Helmet! (in French too).

by boonskis September 7, 2013

Puritan

Someone who wants to basically make life as boring as possible

Mr. Cox is so puritan he made the band instafail due to lack of coolness.

by WaCkEdOuTDj March 8, 2009

purtle

a man who cheats on girls incapable of changing and then his girlfriend takes him back every time.

"that man is a purtle"
"that purtle has game"

by SecretHushHushbaby December 30, 2007