Police officer

Bob: Look its a police officer
Casey: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Casey: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week....

Bob: Look its a police officer
Casey: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Casey: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week....

by Police cop dog January 27, 2023

Police Riot

When Police attack protesters whom they disagree with. Typically when police accountability protesters are protesting against police violence, the police will find any reason to randomly & violently escalate a crowd situation, hurting & arresting protesters.

Native American Women & Children were arrested & injured when peaceful protest was marred by an out of control Police Riot.

by barnstormer January 27, 2023

Police

Humans who that generate revenue from the people they're supposed to be protecting.

I got pulled over driving for work by the police for doing 5mph over

That's crazy, we pay taxes to pay tickets

by NachoBusiness727 February 2, 2023

Police Box

When you stretched her box out in round one and go back in for round two and there's no traction anymore so it's like the TARDIS in Doctor Who: a box that's much bigger on the inside.

Jason: Sorry, honey, this isn't working. You've got a police box now.

Samantha: A police box?

Jason: Twat And Relative Dick In Snatch, and the relative size has changed a lot since fifteen minutes ago.

by nonuniqueusername February 14, 2023

chicken police

Quality control person at a chicken processing plant.

The damn chicken police reject all of the chicken on my line.

by Ninashroom February 22, 2023

police corruption

When officers work against the oath that was taken by them in order to make more money

Taking money from an individual not get arrested that is police corruption

by JP4Gz January 20, 2024

Arrow Police

A judgmental person who ridicules persons who have violated the direction or flow of the arrows on the floor systems in stores during the COVID 19 pandemic.

This arrow police old lady is accused me of going the wrong way down an isle at my grocery store

by anonymous January 25, 2024