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CATFISH POLICE 

MTV Government Police Officers who work for Nev that protect women. Their job is to locate girls who have been kidnapped or that are held hostage and send them back home safely and arrest the suspect, But they can arrest people for statutory rape, child pornography or other sex offenses if they find out.
3 years apart make CATFISH POLICE Depart
CATFISH POLICE by Voorhee$ $avage February 26, 2018

drone police 

drohn puh-lees

noun

A person often observed to be overreacting to perceived risky images or video. A person that thinks they know all the regulations in every country and believes they are entitled to judge people against those supposed regulations.
A person that often does not check the locality of the image or video being posted and often attempts to apply local, often misunderstood, regulations to said video or image.
Also known to assume image or video is from a drone rather than a platform or other aircraft.
Often claims or at least assumes that a pilot posting said images or video is unlicensed or at the very least does not have permission to fly where they assume the image or video was taken/recorded.

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Sheriff
I had the drone police commenting on my video posted on Facebook last night.
The drone police reported my video to FAA/CASA.
drone police by Norgan June 4, 2018

Diamond Police

League of legends players that consider themselves as high elo, use this idea to destroy diamond players.
Diamond player: omg, do nash u troll
Master tier player: fuck this shit, here comes the diamond police
**They loose**

LSU POLICE 

LSU POLICE is a Federal law enforcement division of MTV CATFISH POLICE. LSU POLICE stands for Lesbian Sex Unconsented. What they do is arrest woman for Lesbian sex that is unconsented or disapproved by the minors parents or by a local Police Department. Most of LSU Agents who pursue lesbian suspects are sent by the minors parents. Some of LSU Agents come strait from the station or a local court office after they pick up the files. They basically arrest Female Lesbian rapist but they can arrest women for Lesbian Activity which is why Lesbians don't like them. Does have Undercover and Casual Undercover Agents.
Stacy- Is that LSU POLICE out the window? LSU- NOBODY MOVE
LSU POLICE by Voorhee$ $avage August 25, 2018

Jammy Police 

A group of police ran by Jammy Boye. They find anyone using non-pg family friendly terms and give them the ban hammer
Me: uses non pg family friendly joke
Jammy Police: NEE NAW NEE NAW BANNED XD LMAO GOTEM
Jammy Police by krispturtle September 7, 2018

Bird police 

"Hello 911 a bird just stole my baby"
"Stay calm ma'am a bird police officer is on the way"
Bird police by Officer.falcon December 6, 2018