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Pan

1. The Greek god of sex (also a half goat)
2. An abbreviation of the word pansexual, meaning the ability to feel attraction to anyone, regardless of gender
The pan(sexual) reading this is the god of sex
by grilledcheeseunderthedoormat August 18, 2023
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Cooking with a Lead Pan

A metaphor describing a business strategy, decision, or practice that delivers quick or impressive short-term results, but creates serious long-term problems, liabilities, or risks.

Just as using a lead pan might make food seem fine at first but slowly poisons those who eat it, “cooking with a lead pan” implies that a company or leader is pursuing results that look good now but will prove toxic over time - for the business, employees, or customers.
Launching that product without proper testing might look good on the quarterly report, but we’re cooking with a lead pan if we ignore the long-term brand damage.”

“Cutting customer support to save costs is just cooking with a lead pan — we’ll pay for it in churn and reputation later.”
by HC69 October 21, 2025
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Panning for gold

When someone who is delivering a Cleveland steamer is also receiving a golden shower and residual urine falls on the recipient of said Cleveland steamer
Shortly after dinner last night your dad mom and I were panning for gold
by Froggystyle July 3, 2019
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Richard the Frying Pan

A Super Awesome Legit dude who skateboards amazingly and will be the best Magic: The Gathering player who ever lived. Also, has no arms, hence the Frying Pan part. Chickens are his best friends, as well as David (see: davidfishicism), Chase, Jeff, Carter, and many others.
by SpikeFurious May 16, 2019
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pan-nihilism

Paradigm in which ontology--co-located with epistemology--originates in the future.

Proffers that pan-ontology, global-illumination-that-effects-local-illumination, actually emerges from the past.
In pan-nihilism: emergence-of-uncountability and limina (structure-of-time) are co-located in the future.

Pan-nihilism is a repudiation of historical materialism.
by metawave May 30, 2020
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Dropped my oil pan

To take a sudden, massive, hellacious shit of EPIC proportion. Usually spontaneous, sudden, unexpected, and embarrassing.
Imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!
"Man!!
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"
by Two Can Jan August 15, 2016
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Ran (or get pan)

Ran (or get pan) is a racist war crime committer, he also hates the French
''Why does Ran (or get pan) hate us French people?''
''Because you guys existed''
by Kenny McCormick.die June 3, 2023
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