i. The act of owning, and managing, a store that sells devices used for smoking marijuana.
ii. A college major wherein one seeks to obtain the necessary skills to own and run their very own head shop.
iii. Using a vast array of blown-glass pieces to smoke mass quantities of marijuana out of.
ii. A college major wherein one seeks to obtain the necessary skills to own and run their very own head shop.
iii. Using a vast array of blown-glass pieces to smoke mass quantities of marijuana out of.
i. Glass aficionado #1: Dude, that guy has an awesome headshop.
Glass aficionado #2: Ya. I wonder if his bong shop management skills could put a kid through college?
ii. Kid (over the phone): Mom, I've decided that I'm going to change my major from engineering to bong shop management.
Mom: Well, just make sure your father doesn't find out or he'll cut you off.
iii. Kid (thinking his slang will keep his parents unaware): Mom, I'm going down the street to Rick's house to do bong shop management!
Mom: I know what that means!!!
Glass aficionado #2: Ya. I wonder if his bong shop management skills could put a kid through college?
ii. Kid (over the phone): Mom, I've decided that I'm going to change my major from engineering to bong shop management.
Mom: Well, just make sure your father doesn't find out or he'll cut you off.
iii. Kid (thinking his slang will keep his parents unaware): Mom, I'm going down the street to Rick's house to do bong shop management!
Mom: I know what that means!!!
by detroit velvet smooth December 6, 2009
Get the Bong Shop Managementmug. when someone place their asshole on the mouthpeice of a bong, then presents it to one of their friends, leaving him/her with a dirty surprise
by Jihad Muhhomed May 12, 2007
Get the rusty bong hittermug. by Ruano April 9, 2005
Get the bong-ah-tongmug. by gay alien dildo September 14, 2018
Get the Alien Dildo Bongmug. Matt - "Hawey lad you remember that lucy bing bong who used to buy me slushies to shag es'"
Charlie - "Oway lad that's propa' top crack that like"
Charlie - "Oway lad that's propa' top crack that like"
by behsurk July 10, 2022
Get the Lucy Bing Bongmug. Any bong rip that renders you bewilderingly high before you even have the opportunity to put down the bong, let alone stand up.
by jacob978giles June 27, 2022
Get the Atomic Bong Ripmug. A variant of a Ping Pong Ball. Made of heavy steel. Instead of being used for Ping Pong, it's used to pelt at the local mailman to make him agitated and not give you/your parents the mail.
Bro, I love using Ping Bong Balls to make the mailman super mad. It's super funny to get a reaction out of him.
by Medium Mac April 28, 2022
Get the Ping Bong Ballmug.