The Toilet Plunger

Sex act for those into coprophilia, brown showers or scat play in general. A male defecates/shits into their partners mouth, then while that person holds the still hot shit in their open mouth, the shitter turns around and face-fucks them - pushing the shit both out of their mouth and onto their face and also down their throat. The cock is the plunger for the toilet mouth.

Chris was amazed that Sarah didn’t gag as he did The Toilet Plunger on her shit-filled mouth.

by Eatplayrun December 3, 2019

Toilet wisdom

Situation when you have a problem, e.g. at work, but don't know how to solve it, and when you are in the toilet - preferably taking a shit - you suddenly come with the solution.

Guys! I have a solution for that nasty bug! I was sitting in the lavatory when got enlightened by the toilet wisdom.

by rufik April 7, 2020

Toilet paper

Something no one has in this Covid-19 pandemic

Me:Excuse me let me speak to your manager!

Manager:what?
Me:do you have any toilet paper??
Manager:No
Me: I hate 2020

by Boigetyosneakersoffmycarpetri April 13, 2020

Toilet paper

Also a holy grail for covidiots at this time. Covidiots somehow think that toilet paper is going to save them from some desease that is pretty much the cold except u cough more. And now because of them, I have to cut my paper towel in halt and give myself crack burns. Great.

Person 1: Why do you have 64 cases of toilet paper???
Covidiot: idk I don't feel safe without it I guess
Person 1: Ur messed up in the head bro

by new guy 101 April 22, 2020

Toilet Paper

Something that white ppl are fighting over cuz they stupid

CHILL W UR TOILET PAPER

by -MermyWazHere- April 26, 2020

Toilet Paper

A mythical thing it does not exist see also coronaphobia.

Karen: I have a cart full of toilet paper

by Mythical being #Toiletpaper March 17, 2020

Toilet paper

If you look online, you don't have to wonder where the toilet paper is going. As long as there's nothing keeping somebody from buying 10 packs of toilet paper they don't need, they're gonna start an online toilet paper business and make 10 times what the store would per pack of toilet paper or water, and the people who were at work when the truck came in are still gonna end up being their buyers online.

He/she made a lot of money selling toilet paper and water online.

by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020