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Non-Newtonian Man

DON'T STEAL THIS!!! Non-Newtonian Man. He's fluid but if you punch him he's rock hard. That would be a dope power. Not as good as Tangible/Intangible powers but nothing is so whatever.
Exterior Warehouse

Non-Newtonian Man *Slips through a pipe and pops out behind a burglar that is ransacking a warehouse*

Burglar "What the!?" *Unloads his pistol into Non-Newtonian Man* BANG BANG BANG!!!

*Bullets pass through Non-Newtonian Man*

Burglar *Visible confusion* "RAAAHH!!!"

*Burglar punches Non-Newtonian Man* CRACK!

*Bones in burglar's hands shatter* "AAACCKK!!"

Non-Newtonian Man *Extends his hand and his Non-Newtonian fluid begins to seep into the burglar's various orifices*

Burglar *Attempts to struggle against the Non-Newtonian limb but is powerless to stop the Non-Newtonian ooze from invading his mouth, nose, and eyes* GURGLE GURGLE GURGLE!!!

Non-Newtonian Man was a villain all along! The warehouse belongs to him! He's like a crime boss or something!
by Hym Iam May 11, 2022
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Non-drinking thinking

Serious and clear headed study of a tough problem that must be solved.
I need to do some non-drinking thinking before I get another tattoo.
by The Tom dot com January 15, 2022
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Domitian ay non

Domitian ay non este cel mai slab player de fortnite
exemplu : ba esti mai slab ca domitian ay non
by HamsterW February 8, 2022
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Non-Husband(able)

When you are somebody's husband in they head.
I don't love these hoes I'm Non-husband(able).
by Eddy 428 Hoes April 27, 2021
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non driving motherfucker

1. (Noun) A person who acts like a back seat driver
2. (Noun) A person who doesn't have a driver's license and proceeds to tell a licensed driver how to drive, where to turn, etc.
3. (Noun) Anyone who doesn't drive and is a passenger in a car who complains about every facet of the driver's behavior on the road.
I wish this non driving motherfucker would let me drive her to work. Next time, she can take the bus!

"Stop telling me how to drive you non driving motherfucker! If you want, you can get your own license!"
by Sigma Rigel June 1, 2021
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Non Minecraft player

A stupid idiot who has no friends, no dad, no mother, no parental figure, and NO BITCHES. 0 Bitches. These people better start playing the game or they will be fatherless virgins forever
Man: I’m a non minecraft player
Woman: Fuck you
by Jakapzicuyctdgevev July 13, 2022
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non-profit whorganisation

The byproduct of the oxymoronic self defeating system of "slut shaming."
As we enter 2020 it's high time we see the practice of slut shaming for what it truly is.. Just another subgenre of hatin'.
If you have sex for money, your considered a "whore". "
However, based on that criteria, if you have sex for free you are then considered a part of a non-profit whorganisation
by UpallNite November 12, 2019
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