mothers against hard rock

A fake group that someone with no life started. It's not real people, so don't worry about it.

Mothers against hard rock is fake people... Don't believe it... fuck...

by Mike Y. October 16, 2005

motu

n. Master of the Universe
A titled earned for proclaiming the abbreviation 'motu', usually with some witty or comical banter, on an online forum.

G: i'm in europe. motu
Noel: /played.. /cry... /motu!
G: i'm still in europe. motu
Chris: motu?
Chris: motu!
mxy: motu!1!
G: mmm.. 420.... motu
Jed: i'm at work =( motu
Kold: i've got a new job. motu
Chris: i'm mestizo. motu bitches

Chris is clearly motu.

by mestizero July 19, 2006

Motch

When you can't decide which word best suits the bitch or moll, combine.

She's constantly annoying me! That stupid motch!

by Ghozetti November 3, 2016

Your Mother's Balls

1.interjection. Accusing someone of bullshitting.
2.can also be used as "go fuck yourself"

A: "I'm going to have to borrow twenty bucks for gas if you don't mind"
B: "Your mother's balls your borrowing my twenty bucks, take a taxi"

In tennis
A: "That last shot was out of bounds"
B: "Your mother's balls are out of bounds! That shot was in"

by floyd33guy July 11, 2010

teenage mother

1. a female who has sex too young with a guy whos only intrest in life is to get some,who end the end leaves her alone with a little baby who she will love unconditionally for the rest of her life
2. having no life again...ever

my dickwad exboyfriend got me pregnant and now im a teenage mother

by rebekah April 22, 2005

Jewish Mother Syndrome

Known short for JMS, it is an affliction where generally young, Jewish women begin taking on many characteristics of a married, older Jewish mother.

Avi: I think my girlfriend has Jewish Mother Syndrome.
Chaim: What would make you say that?
Avi: Well when I don't eat her cooking she guilts me by asking if I think I'm too good for her.
Chaim: Bummer, man. Dump her for a shiksa.

by hipsterjew March 15, 2010

mothafuckest

Out of a group of people that are motherfuckers, your the worst motherfucker there is out of the group your being called out from.

Charlie brown out of all the mothafuckas out here you the MOTHAFUCKEST!

by MYNAMEIST February 3, 2007