A nerdy boy that looks like Jeffery Dahmer. He’ll ask you to homecoming, but you probably won’t say yes. He is not like the other boys.
“Ew why is that random 40 year-old white man trying to hang out with us? Oh wait, that’s just Michael. He probably just got back from church camp.”
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Girl 1: OMG who is that
Girl 2: That’s my BF Michael
Girl 1: HOLY SHI- he’s hot asf
Girl 2: That’s why he’s mine 😘
Girl 2: That’s my BF Michael
Girl 1: HOLY SHI- he’s hot asf
Girl 2: That’s why he’s mine 😘
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Oh look, it's Michael. Shiver me timbers!
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