Stroke of Midnight

Masturbating or receiving a hand job in the middle of the night. This act is most popular during New Year’s celebrations however it can technically take place any night.

1.) Damn, I can’t wait till she experiences the stroke of midnight.

2.) I bet my houseguest will be surprised when they see the stroke of midnight hit.

Stroke of Midnight by Mopery January 1, 2012

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Reverse Midnight Snack

Noun. The act of waking up in the middle of the night to have buttsex.

Similar to and derived from the phrase "midnight snack," which is food eaten late at night. However, reverse midnight snacks go into the area where normal midnight snacks leave.

Jenna: Sometimes, I just get in the mood at really bad times.
Joe: I know what you mean... I woke up in the middle of the night and was just so horny. Luckily, Dan was there to give me a reverse midnight snack.
Jenna: I'll try that out! I've heard that it hurts but it's still worth the pain.

Reverse Midnight Snack by MS POPO December 11, 2013