Matt John

a gorgeous, cockey, son of a bitch. This is the type of guy you want to lick their face off but then remember he is a total piece of shit

oh my gosh! tom just totally pulled a Matt John on stacy

by shamer315 February 13, 2017

matt damon

one of the best actors in hollywood. he is one of the few that actually chooses only good roles, not crappy ones unlike his untalented best friend, ben affleck.

matt damon is a better actor than ben affleck.

by Dick Darlington October 16, 2004

Matt Davis

Neville Longbottom look alike.

That mother fucker Matt Davis sure does look like Neville Longbottom.

by theotherguyallday February 23, 2010

Matt Labarre

A gay pornstar who is most famous for his many role play videos involving a threesome between Gabe and Charlie in an english room.

Mrs. Mac: Hey Merideth did you see the Matt Labarre video?

Ms. Bickford: Yeah i fingered my self to it all night

by sportmatt69 May 20, 2009

Matt Paras

A fat kid who carrys aroun a square luncg box all day.

Richard: Matt Paras is a fat ass.
Ryan: I know he will be lonely for ever!
Bill: I-)

by Not Richard January 22, 2008

Matt Mazza

Matt Mazza is a term used to express one's fatness(also known as a Mazza). Matt Mazza is a fat fuck who eats linguini and stays on play station all day. Which is why people use his name as the definition.

God That guy is such a Matt Mazza!!! All he does is eat eat eat! What a no life!

by TookaTooka May 14, 2015

Matt Damon

When you do, think or say something stupid, that was clearly avoidable.

From the movie "Team America - World police"

Its from the movie Team America in which the Matt Damon character only says "Maaaaaattttttt Daaaaammmoonn"

A usage example:
You fall over or you dont get a joke- "maaaatttt daammoonn"
Someone can also do a "Matt Damon" when the stupid thing is observed

by Leesa Tambo March 10, 2008