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carpet muncher

Something people uner 12 should not know.
Timmy's mom: You should not know what is a carpet muncher timmy.
Timmy: Sorry but Thomas told me.
by Under12 March 12, 2017
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panda muncher

by Amazing Thing 1 and 2 September 27, 2013
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Cunt Muncher

Your a real cunt muncher ya know that!!
by DeffKitten MamaCat November 30, 2019
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Toilet Muncher

Someone who eats food in the toilets at school or in a public setting. Normally earring in a cubicle, next to a used toilet.
Emily: you see that girl, she's such a toilet muncher.
Ellie: Really? Thats gross
by Bitchplease1212 April 18, 2019
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Libcuzi Muncher

This extremely rare condition consists of having a massive forhead and a penis so scary looking you could win as a grammy nominated horror film about people’s reactions to this atrocity of a dick. This symptom will produce uncontrollable amounts of negativity to just overwhelm your soul with self doubt, mental clarity, suicidal thoughts, self sabotage feelings, anxiety and extreme life threatening depression. Not even a ray gun right to the mouth could fucking fix this condition. It hurts so bad to be around someone with this condition you will single handedly just want to get ran over repeatedly and feel every second of it. The only way to solve this rare disaster of a illness and person is to abandon them and make them suffer as much as possible. There are side affects of doing this. They can consist of the person finding your exact location and rapidly sucking you off as a form of punishment.
Libby sucked thus guy off for no reason because he was having one of his Libcuzi Muncher episodes. Shit was fucking crazy.
by Joeseph biden December 16, 2023
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Slut Muncher

Same as hoe bag. Some annoying jerk face that needs to fuck off. Sleezy person who hits on sluts.
"Omg did you see Cory asking that stripper out? He's such a slut muncher."
by Daggers October 31, 2007
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Curry Muncher

A racist and offensive means to describe someone of middle eastern origin whose traditional food heavily involves the consumption of curry, ie Indians, Bangladeshis, Pakistanis etc.
The curry muncher munched curry alone

scrawny and hairy, down to the bone.

Six hundred rupees was all he got,

barely enough to touch up his forehead sniper dot.

The curry muncher sighed as he wondered how

he would ever sell his skinny, sickly cow.

He was a poor little boy from a massive smelly slum,

another useless indian, a worthless hopeless bum.

Poor curry muncher, sat alone and cried,

as he knew his father could not afford an arranged bride.

And alas, he knew at the end of it all,

he would live his days out giving scam calls.
by BongangongangoBongagala March 8, 2023
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