Mississippi Butter Churner

The act of collecting a woman’s breast milk, lying on your back, pouring the breast milk into your urethra, and having said woman jerk your penis as if she is churning butter. Creates a blockage in your penis if done correctly

That girl last night was a freak, she gave me a Mississippi Butter Churner!

by Mississippi Madd January 12, 2026

Mississippi Butter Churner

When you fill up a cup of a woman’s breast milk and pour it in her vagina and then the man has sex with the woman. The woman may or may not be wearing a Mexican wrestling mask.

I just gave this girl a Mississippi butter churner

by Mississippilover January 12, 2026

MISSISSIPPI CHEST SCRATCHER

The sexual act of a woman bonding a male to a bed after which she will shit on his chest and rub it around

We tried a mississippi chest scratcher yesterday

by Ikke1 January 20, 2026

At least we're not Mississippi

Something most Americans say when their state sucks at something, because Mississippi is usually at the bottom of lists of things most people want in their state.

Our infrastructure is crumbling, our schools are underfunded, and our politicians are crooks, but at least we're not Mississippi.

by randomsoutherngirl January 22, 2026

Mississippi Mudbucket

A delightful cocktail; made with Hennessy, bartenders spit, bartenders squirt (queef works in a pinch) and 14yo Glenmorangie

Preferably the bartender is a goth girl

One Mississippi Mudbucket please, extra queef

by Maarrrks January 28, 2026