I'm not ready for a relationship

Translation: You are annoying and our interactions need to end immediately.

Uttered when a person realizes a dating partner is not worth it/crazy. A form of "it's not you, it's me." A lie to quickly end things without hurting the other person's feelings. Often has the opposite effect as the other party may engage in manipulative techniques to avoid a break up. Smooth as butter when it works.

Scenario 1
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.

Person 2: Oh I see. Well I guess I'll see you around. Thanks for letting me know.

Scenario 2
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.

Person B: What do you mean? *Insert 3 hours of bs*

Person A: I'm sorry I can't talk about this anymore. *Blocks person B*

by zeropersonality January 31, 2020

I'm yun

The 2017 replacement of "I'm hip/I'm sharp." Mainly means agreement but can mean anything you want.

"These shoe stores have nothing up to standards."
"I'm yun."

by Garyy Rodgerss April 12, 2017

[I'm tired]

The universal excuse when you feel like shit

"Wtf is wrong with you today?" "I'm tired"

by anonymous391 January 15, 2009

I’m stuff

Use this phrase when referring to your significant other when the words “I was doing stuff” comes into the conversation to give it a sexual or comical meaning.

Peter: Sorry I’m late! I was doing stuff
MJ: I’m stuff
Peter: MJ! OMG! NO!
Tony: *laughing* Pete, your girlfriend is awesome

by duckymj September 1, 2019

M/p

Meet/pass. Used in south Dublin as a way for teenagers to see who would meet them or not.

So John had M/p on his snapchat story and I asked for one and he said pass!

by Angel4455 July 9, 2016

m/w

m/w can be often spotted in a bio, typically on discord or twitter with a name or @ usually followed after. it stands for "matching with" which indicates the context between a pfp to show who has the other half of the picture.

Person 1: Hey, what's your pfp?
Person 2: Oh, I'm just m/w my friend John. He wanted to match profile pictures so I agreed.

by milo99 June 17, 2022

I'm Bored

You're bored? Yeah. I'm in math class too right now.

I'm Bored cuz im in math right now

by Budgii October 15, 2018