Looking like a Randy

When a dude is looking like a real new balance wearing,jort wearing, grillin, hot rod button up shirt kind of guy.

Look at that fine specimen of a Man looking like a Randy over there. Just mowed his lawn and now he’s a grillin for the whole damn neighborhood!

by Kev the clown May 6, 2022

Licking Stamps

To take LSD, usually in blotter form, Because they are reminiscent postage stamps.

Dude, he was just chilling there licking stamps at that festival, He must've been really tripping out.

by Poofawoo May 7, 2022

Lacking

Getting caught looking at a women’s pair in the middle or a man’s third leg!

I caught you lacking bro!

by CircusGoat May 9, 2022

Licking Smurf

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a frozen corpse to soothe ones burnt tongue.

"I was visiting my friend in Alaska and burned the hell outta my mouth on a cup of hot cocoa so bad I was licking smurf for like a week. I can't say much for the taste... but I never DID like chocolate."

by Realists June 2, 2022

Licking Glizzy

The Millennial term for brown nosing or kissing ass.

"Yo, DeShawn be licking glizzy for his promotion."

by KALE343 June 23, 2022

Licking the whisk

Licking the chunky batter off a penis after it’s pulled out of an ass.

Susie really enjoys licking the whisk clean after Jim pulls his penis out of Becky’s ass

by Marktwain July 10, 2022

Licking the whisk

Licking the chunky batter off a penis after it’s pulled out of an ass.

Susie really enjoys licking the whisk clean after Jim pulls his penis out of Becky’s ass

by Marktwain July 10, 2022