Left Hook Lepis

A metaphorical term describing the cheap verbal shots a Lepis takes on his victims.

Left Hook Lepis making fun of Josh Joggers.

by JoshJoggers January 13, 2015

Leftover Cream Corn

The act of ejaculating from your penis into your hand, then lubricating your cornhole with warm gooey jizz.

My boyfriend came on my hand so I decided to give him some leftover cream corn.

by Satantouchedme667 March 28, 2015

Left leg syndrome

When you beat your dick so hard your left or right leg went numb.

"Ahh man..."
"what?"
"I think I have left leg syndrome."

by Suicide helpline April 4, 2017

leftbot

Someone whose main goal in life is to propagate leftist ideas without asking themselves if make sense. They are convinced they are morally superior and that this gives them the right to fight against free speech.

A leftbot fills in two conditions:
1) Does not make their own opinions
2) Is left-wing

Mrs. Dean was trying to give a speech on traditional values, but was attacked by a mob of leftbots and had to cut it short.

by TorChimp May 3, 2017

left handed Suzuki

"the left handed Suzuki" is a form of "reach around" while having intercourse in the doggystyle position. it's preformed by reaching around to the front partners sexual organ and cupping the hand around the pubic mound( in homosexual intercourse you would grasp the penis) while making quick grinding movements with the hand in the fashion of throttling a motorcycle.

man last night I hit her with the left handed Suzuki then she made me food and went home...

by muff diver October 25, 2017

Left on request

A much more humiliating and frustrating experience than Left on Read

In the case of Left on Request the person you're messaging isn't even aware of your existence

It sometimes can be unintentional if the person you're trying to message is bombarded by DMs all day long she or he might miss you in the list of people trying to slide into their DMs

Jack: Zoey tells me to send her a DM but she's not responding to me, I don't even get a seen notification
Mike: guess you're left on request bro... She's popular and you're not the only guy looking for her

by Big_Danny_K November 13, 2019

Left Turned Tab

A Left Turned Tab is a beer can with a tab on it to which you simply mark you beer by turning the tab all the way left creating a Left Turned Tab. This method is usually seen being used by professionals only so please turn your tabs at your own risk.

I have to use the restroom. I'm going to mark my beer by using the Left Turned Tab method since I see Johnny already crushed his in and I can't just hold it in my hand because I need both hands to use the restroom.

by Packman314 November 30, 2019