by nerdboy July 28, 2003
Get the The Lanesmug. A Very annoying boy that has every bit of self confidence and tends to embarrass himself and thinks he knows all that. He has brown eyes is short and fat has a big head and is very ugly and no girl wants to date him.
by FuckBoi420,69 April 20, 2018
Get the Lane Lytlemug. is the name of the most beautiful girl i have ever met she is perfect inside and out if i could change anything about her i wouldn't she is the sweetest girl i have even met and my dentist has even advised me to stay away from her so i wont get cavities she can be weird at times but that is why she is awesome
by Merrill Lane April 15, 2011
Get the Merrill Lanemug. This slang is more obscure but refers to dating the same sex. It’s making a sexual preference reference to the slang swing left or swing right.
by Avtar Ji September 19, 2021
Get the Drive in the left lanemug. 
Kind, Loving, Sexy, and Smart. Are only a few descriptors of the Wonderful, Sent from Heaven, and Perfectly Complex Kristian.
It is impossible to not like Kristian.
All women love Kristian.
Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano.
On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches.
On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch.
Kristian's awesomeness cannot be compared to any worldly thing.
He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.
It is impossible to not like Kristian.
All women love Kristian.
Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano.
On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches.
On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch.
Kristian's awesomeness cannot be compared to any worldly thing.
He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.
Any Girl: Wow, I can see his massive dick bulging out his pants.
Any Guy: I wish I could be that cool.
Playboy Models: I wish someone like Kristian Lane was in the business.
Any Guy: I wish I could be that cool.
Playboy Models: I wish someone like Kristian Lane was in the business.
by KoolGuyKeml56746 June 5, 2018
Get the Kristian Lanemug. by Sahhh Dude June 8, 2018
Get the Lanemug.