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A Jim

A jim is making the worst crypto trade in history.
"This guy jimmed on a downtrend, his dip was eaten in minutes."

"What a jim, he sold his bag at the bottom lol."
by HeyItsQJ November 26, 2021
mugGet the A Jimmug.

slim jim

a long meat stick of meat

i love meat stick
i like slim jim i eat slim jim
by chicken nugget_hotmoms April 13, 2023
mugGet the slim jimmug.

Jim

Jim is another way people call Gym on the internet.
by TrickOrThreat August 6, 2022
mugGet the Jimmug.

We go jim

A term used by some broccoli lookin ahh kids that hamg around the bench press 24/7 .If you use this term, you're corny asf and not cool. Your also very annoying and is hated by everyone at the gym. If you don't say this your automatically hot.
🥦💪🤏: WE GO JIM!!

Someone probably jacked: kys
mugGet the We go jimmug.

Garlic Jim

A sex move involving garlic, a ladder, and a pvc pipe.

Right before the man ejaculates, he lets loose a bloodcurdling screech of "GARLIC JIIIIIIM!!!" And rams his meat rod as deep as humanly possible whilst flailing and screaming with two pieces of garlic in his hands. He then proceeds to pull out, flip the poor woman around, and stuff the garlic into her asshole as he rams his softening cock into the garlicy ass. The woman will be startled and possibly so confused and shocked she shits herself with her man and the garlic still inside, leading to a revolting slurry of semen, shit, and garlic. At this point the man climbs to the top of the ladder (still butt-naked and covered in garlicy shit) and screams "LAAAAAND MINEE" at the top of his lungs as he proceeds to leap off the ladder, landing on his partner and crushing multiple bones. He then attaches the pvc pipe to his penis, using it as a makeshift polearm to fight off the cops that eventually storm his abode.

Attempt at your own risk, this is a highly dangerous maneuver.
Guy 1: Ever hear the legend of Garlic Jim?
Guy 2: No, but I hear he's got a great pizza place.
Guy 1: Well anyways, I did the Garlic Jim to my wife last night. Once she gets out of the hospital I'll do it again, she loved it!
Guy 2: OH! THAT Garlic Jim... wow, good for you bro. Good for you.
by Garlic Jim February 29, 2020
mugGet the Garlic Jimmug.

Jim

The ultimate crumbler. Always needs a poo before leaving the house, and is never on time.
"Jim, make sure you're here for 6.30"

"Ok bois just need a shit and I'll be there"

6.45... "Jim?"

"Just leaving now bois"
by Ugbo November 23, 2021
mugGet the Jimmug.

jim tom

The absolute biggest honkey name that will have ever lived.
Hey jim tom I heard that you go to second base with your cousin last night !
by Cletus jr. June 3, 2014
mugGet the jim tommug.

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