Jim the Chair

Boyfriend of Smera, previously believed to be dead, when seen he is usually kicked

I saw Jim the Chair yesterday and I thought he was a ghost.

by Yucky295Ducky582 December 5, 2022

Cold Jim

The process of urinating in a condom, freezing it, then letting your girl use It as a dildo

I'm going away for a bit so I decided to give my girl a present of a nice frosty cold jim

by Frosty Folk October 14, 2018

Jim Alan Dickson

The fuckin goat

Jim Alan Dickson: "I shat myself and it was gooey"
Person 2: "nigga is so cool"

by Fat Johnson June 10, 2024

rim my jim

The act of using ones tongue to create circular patterns upon the base of the shaft of a penis

Chris: "hey can you rim my Jim?"
Random person: "please leave me alone"

by Welding torture juanchez November 28, 2015

Jim

We go jim

When you snort pre workout with your jim bro and deadlift a PR then go to ER

by Bulgarian ball squat September 21, 2022

Jim

We go Jim {Gym}! Jim is good!

Typical said by little kids who can't even talk ,mentally disabled people or a bunch of teenager who have no life and go to the Jim {Gym} because there they feel safe and isolated.

Person: Let's go to the Jim!
Another person: Ok!

by Serbsy July 1, 2022

Jim Gaffigan

A hilarious comedy that you listen to before your Sirius XM subscription expires.

"Did you hear jim gaffigan?"
"Yes i did"
"Cool"

"Hot pockets"

by child murderer #67 January 6, 2020