Sarah Jessica Parker

One of the Internet's many punching bags. It was once trendy to criticize her for her appearance and voice but new jokes about these things come across as trite and desperate.

Internet: "Hey! So! Do you hate Sarah Jessica Parker too?"
Humans: "Meh. Maybe 5 years ago. Now I really don't give a fuck."

by Brotogé September 16, 2016

jessica authentic

A total real chick who always has your back and loves her ecstasy, friends and family.

Jessica Authentic whore me on myspace, and then come partyyyy

by Jordanboo March 24, 2007

sarah jessica parker

A person who enjoys being a girl.

I was totally a sarah jessica parker, when I was trying on those Manolos.

by Justin Cooper November 06, 2005

Jessica 8-C

PLSSSSSSSSSS THIS WONEN HAS THE SAS TO SCARE OF A HELL IF SHE WANTED TO

SHE WILL MAKE EVERYONE LAUGH (NOT WITH HER JOKES THO.
SHE WILL SHOW LOVE BY STRANGLING U ❤️✨🥵😘🥺🍩🎊

Wut u doin Jessica 8-C 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

by 8c student ;) March 21, 2022

jessica jane clement

she is a british glamour model and actress. she frequently gets her tits out and she is lesbian

i saw jessica jane clement kissing a girl with her tits out

by ukxhitman April 13, 2011

sarah jessica parker

The best actress ever who plays Carrie Bradshaw on the best series every made called "Sex and the City"

Very pretty and has the perfect body.

Has amazing fashion.

Sarah Jessica Parker is an amazing actress

by Emahlee December 01, 2006

sarah jessica parker

sjp is fuckin gid.
she doesn't look like a horse. and she isn't ugly.

sarah jessica parker looks like a horse.

no she doesn't you wank

by jzshirra February 14, 2009