texas hair

Hair that is big and beautiful. Also it is seen as lush.

Damn girl, you have Texas hair.

by soccerfancr7 November 6, 2013

Hurricane Hair

Hairstyle for young men, characterized by sweeping tendrils of diagonal hair across the forehead and side of the face.

If I open up another magazine and see one more boy with that hurricane hair I'm gonna lose my lunch.

by DLucasSki January 30, 2009

K-hairing

When you try to tell your girlfriend what your feeling, but instead of listening she just says K and plays with her hair as if it was more important.

I can't even talk to her anymore, it'd be one thing if she didn't care, but this is even worse.

What's she doing man?
She's K-Hairing the entire time without even looking at me.

by Sy23 April 17, 2012

anus hairs

When you eating the booty like groceries and they be some weird shit sticking out of dat booty hole, most likely anus hairs

1:Damn dad bich had some mad ANUS HAIRS

2:EWWWWW

by Taco taco burrito burrito November 4, 2015

Hairing Teeth

When you take LSD and then rub coke on your gums. This numbness caused by the cocaine, mixed with the psychedelic nature of LSD causes your mouth to feel like there is hair on your teeth.

Man 1: "Ah! Help! I'm hairing teeth! Woe is me!"
Woman 1: "I am calling the police."

by cryptid-hunter January 22, 2022

Bird Hair

When someones logic is so fucking absurd that you cannot comprehend how their thinking works.
Originally a Norwegian word (Fuglehår) translated to English.

Damn, they gave me a list of rules to follow. I can't understand those rules, those are pretty bird hair.

by CrustySock69 July 7, 2018

Pineapple Hairs

Pineapple Hairs are the leaves on top of a pineapple, according to YouTuber Anix.

SpongeBob's house has pineapple hairs on top of it.

by Lia Bennson June 16, 2020