That abnormally long and thick rogue hair that appears on your **** (*insert chin, neck, cheek, shoulder, nose, etc) only a day after you checked last. Most commonly complained about by women, and most commonly pointed out by a third party when you are least likely to have tweezers handy. Don't even both trying to pluck them with your fingernails...they're virtually invincible.
Sitting in a cab on the on the way to a formal event, the victim's most critical friend looks over and notices an "eyelash" on said victim's chin. With a delicate brush of her finger, critical friend attempts to dust it away, only to be met with spiny resistance. With a maniacal laugh and inability to hide her pleasure, critical friend declares "OMG, you've got a Mystery Hair!". The victim's face pales as she realizes there are no tweezers in her tiny, formal clutch.
(aside: Victim obsessively touches it throughout the evening, only to wake the next morning with the mystery hair twice as long and a small patch of acne).
(aside: Victim obsessively touches it throughout the evening, only to wake the next morning with the mystery hair twice as long and a small patch of acne).
by overanalyzer November 28, 2012
Get the Mystery Hairmug. 
Dude, how long have you been wearing those headphones?
About 2 hours, I'm gonna have some serious Headset Hair.
About 2 hours, I'm gonna have some serious Headset Hair.
by DeathByRPG February 17, 2015
Get the Headset Hairmug. When you eating the booty like groceries and they be some weird shit sticking out of dat booty hole, most likely anus hairs
by Taco taco burrito burrito November 4, 2015
Get the anus hairsmug. Hair that stands up like a shark fin, usually in the morning after going to bed with wet hair. Similar to Bed Head
by papa_eos August 4, 2012
Get the Shark Hairmug. I was getting my back massaged when my lady was like what is this rouge hair growing on your back all about
by AUWFT August 13, 2016
Get the rouge hairmug. by thedcm August 14, 2011
Get the Hair Dumpstermug.