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greyhound tug

A discrete handjob performed on a Greyhound bus.
I was on the Seattle to Portland bus when I gave my neighbor a quick greyhound tug under his jacket.
by TugBoatSlim November 15, 2013
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greyboxed

The mind game some advertisers play with you when you arrive at a website and the screen greys out, except for the box in the middle. It asks you to choose something like getting a newsletter, mortgage quote, or weight loss program. The grey box disables you from escaping from the page. The "Escape" key does not work, and there is no "x" button to quit the page.

If you say "Yes," you will be taken to whatever the advertiser wants.

But the "No" option is where you get greyboxed. It says something unpleasant, disturbing, and ridiculous. You have a sense that you don't want to click on the "No" because it feels wrong somehow. For example, it might say "No, I don't want to eat healthier," "No, I don't want to lose weight," or "No, I don't want to save money."

This creates a split inside of your mind. You do not want to click on the statement because you don't believe that statement, but clicking the "No" phrase is the only way out. Clicking the "No" phrase feels kind of like thinking it, but to answer "Yes" would be giving in to the advertiser and getting unnecessarily drawn away from what you were looking for in the first place.
Greyboxed again. I feel unclean.
by Ae5Ea8 January 19, 2016
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Greytide

noun
Large numbers of assistants generally vandalising the station and antagonizing security personnel. They usually wear grey jumpsuits, hence the name.

verb
To be a part of the greytide.
Greytide broke into security and stole the guns from the armory, we're fucked
*BWOINK* Stop greytiding or I will ban you.
by FreeSingularity April 20, 2019
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Greylien

A type of UFO occupant. Typically diminutive, grey-skinned being with large black eyes, frail body and a slit for a mouth. The also have flat, duck-like feet but this is never shown in films or TV as undermines their sinister, ethereal quality.

Purportedly from the Zeta Reticuli star system but fond of hanging around the mid-western United States, waiting to fondle truckers, rednecks, fishermen, loggers and people looking for a publisher.

Abilities; walking into locked rooms, designing and flying circular craft, turning radios on and off with science/telepathy, levitation and fingering orifices.

First appearance in fiction; possibly the work of HG Wells.
Witness 1; wait!... what are those beings in the clearing... my God!
Wotness 2: Oh they're just Greyliens. They aren't famous aliens like Klaatu and Gort.
Witness 1; or Han and Chewie.
Witness 2: is Han an Alien?
Witness 1; technically he was.

Greyliens return to saucer, feeling despondent. Nobody notices.
by Klaatu's Nikto October 11, 2020
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greylovesmilfs

ruler of the lesbians and pretty much the hottest ngl
1: “greylovesmilfs has really cool hair”
2: “I know he really could impress Ed Sheeran with its hair”
by 1bloody.mascara1 June 24, 2021
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Greyson

A rare boy, with the ability to love with all his heart. He is sensitive, and he will give everything he has to the one he loves. He can be moody at times, and he doesn't like to open up unless he feels absolutely comfortable. He is usually very athletic, but can get frustrated easily. He is caring, loving, and is in tune with how others are feeling.

Greyson's usually like to help others, and sometimes Greyson's give more of themselves than they should. They are always good-looking. Greyson's usually find more luck than the average person. Sometimes they need someone to provide a little direction, and then they'll get on track. Mostly, Greyson's are excellent people to have around, as they are the perfect friend and an amazing lover. Greyson's are good in bed because of their rarity. A Greyson is genuine, loving, and is rare. So if you find one, don't let him go!
“Greyson has a heart of gold. We need more men like him in this world
by Behappy November 21, 2021
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Greyson

3 defining characteristics
1. No bitches
2. Gay
3. Can't live without talking to his friends for more than a few hours
Micheal: Greyson is so smart and I wish he would kidnap me in my sleep
by MyNameNotGreysonTrust March 5, 2022
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