Gooch

Ones patch of skin located medial to the scrotum and anus.

Borat invited the world to lick his gooch when he made his movie.

Little Timmy shaves his gooch.

by Johan von Gooch November 27, 2006

Gooch

The under carrage of a males ballsack and inbetween the inner cervice of his rectum

Mike is a dirty Gooch.

by tcuch June 16, 2011

gooch

the spece between your a mans balls and his arse this is only a small gap but can become verry sweety at times, some men provent this by putting baby powder on this area. this small but sweety area in the gooch

aaron:DAM! ive got p.e next and forgot my talcm powder for my gooch.
tom:dont worry aaron you can borrow mine.its verry refreshing.
aaron:thanks you have saved my gooch from smelling like a gym sock.

by waggerette February 4, 2009

Goocher

As opposed to the typical wedgie which gets lodged in your asshole, this specific wedgie will get lodged in your gooch area causing much discomfort and confusion.

I went to pick the wedgie out of my ass, but after many failed attempts at freeing the underwear from my rectal area, I had realized I had a goocher

by Voigts April 22, 2008

screw the gooch

To screw up really badly. To miss the point of something and do something else. Comes from the idea that when having sex, one misses the pussy and starts humping a woman's gooch, the area between her pussy and ass, making a fool out of himself and screwing up. Don Eimus is a person screwed the gooch when he disrespected some thugish black-woman basketball players.

"I knew I should't have nailed Monica Lewinski... Damn i screwed the gooch."

I did my report completely wrong. Man i really screwed the gooch."

"Matt, youre' a jew so don't have sex with that terrorist's daughter. You'd have to be a total dumbass to screw the gooch like that"

by Ushtenhouser January 11, 2008

gooch snuffling

when you rub/snuffle your nose in somones gooch making a snorting noise or some kind of pig noise, this is the act of gooch snuffling

your partner says. 'ooo... can i snuffle you gooch darling'
you say. 'oh yes get on with it then'
your partner says. 'ooo... i am eixcited...its ages since ive done gooch snuffling'

by a maths teacher and im playing May 28, 2008

gooch map

The map given to a boy called greig, who just could not find his gooch, no matter how hard he tried.

Greig: SUCK MA GOOCH!!!!!

Stacey: Greig, do you even know what a gouch is?

Greig: . . . no.

Jenny: HAHAHA!!! Someone should get greig a gooch map!!!

by greigs gooch! July 5, 2009