Super Goon

Typically young, 15-21 year old male who wears a hooded sweatshirt and often walks or stands with his hood up and hands in pockets, where he is almost always clutching a short barreled handgun. Super goons enjoy small caliber, .380 or .22. Super goons are often selectively mute, they utter short phrases at most and certainly NEVER talk to police under any circumstances, even under interrogation. They are nocturnal and extremely elusive- can often appear or disappear into the darkness with ease. Often the culprit behind crime spikes in cities, a super goon may be the last person you see in your life, if you have cheated the wrong person

This dude Andre sold me lean that turned out to be shampoo, he won’t enjoy his hustle for long- I’ve got my super goons parked on his street

by Jiiiimboo June 27, 2021

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dastardly goon

an individual who is truly a wicked wrongdoer. They are widely regarded as an embodiment of sinisterness and evil.

ibo’s dastardly goons jumped and severely injured a sneak disser.

by ibohammed eshak October 21, 2021

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The Goofygoobers

Amazing people even better than the SEX HAVERS. yeah thats right.

"Hey have u heard of the sex havers?" John asked Marcus
"The sex havers? They old news man, the goofygoobers are wayyy better!" Marcus replied

by B3DBR4TZ_XOXO November 16, 2021

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Snow Goon

Northern hemisphere lowlife. Does less than legal activities in the winter months. Likely a construction worker, generally has a snowmobile and ATV. Mud tires on his pickup that’s worth more than his house. Commonly has monster import stickers on his steering wheel. Decent to average size penis length, above average girth.

Yo, Craig’s wife got knocked up by a Snow Goon.

by Thunderdick December 3, 2021

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