A term used for black skateboarders that listen to rap music and go skateboarding. They do not want to be called just a regular skateboarder because many skateboarders are loud, annoying,light-skinned, and listen to horrible rock music. This name is a symbol of uniqueness and is a nice and useful comeback when a fellow black person disses a black skateboarder.
Black person: "Man, you are white because you are a black skateboarder."
Black skateboarder: "Naw dog, i'm a ghetto skater. Get it right. Now i'm gonna go to the skatepark and pop shove-it all over your moma."
*Black person walks away in shame*
Black skateboarder: "Naw dog, i'm a ghetto skater. Get it right. Now i'm gonna go to the skatepark and pop shove-it all over your moma."
*Black person walks away in shame*
by Sonny Thevenin June 7, 2005

A wealthy, upscale neighborhood or community with very rich people, but also with lots of drug abuse, general crime, "drama" and lots of ignorant & uninformed kids with younger, bad parents. A general disdain towards the rich ghetto is also held by others who live in nearby communities and those who disagree with the behavior of their fellow neighbors.
Suburban communities in generally wealthy cities; a rich ghetto has lots of younger families with teenage children.
by Chuck Procyk December 19, 2008

A plastic grocery bag that has been caught up in the wind and seems to float away. Also "Chinese ghetto balloon" are the pink variety.
by Mike Lowe July 11, 2003

by Tavontae December 3, 2010

Any car that is old, raggedy or has been made ricey by using cheap add-ons such that can be found at Pep-boys or Murrays.
Typical ghetto cruisers display the use of multiple style hub caps, broken suspension/windows and typically have at least twice the value of the car into the stereo system....which is hacked together and sound like crap.
Ghetto cruisers tend to be driven by an invisible man. The driver sits to the side against the B pillar. Yeah, cuz thats comfortable. You dumb ass.
Typical ghetto cruisers display the use of multiple style hub caps, broken suspension/windows and typically have at least twice the value of the car into the stereo system....which is hacked together and sound like crap.
Ghetto cruisers tend to be driven by an invisible man. The driver sits to the side against the B pillar. Yeah, cuz thats comfortable. You dumb ass.
by MDZ February 3, 2004

ghetto brand, the act of purposely getting a girl pregnant for the purpose of "branding" her as yours. Usually done for bragging rights to a hot chick. It ensures you future dealings with her for the rest of your life. Sometimes done by a poor black guy to a rich white girl for financial gain.
Lisa moved into the neighborhood and all the guys wanted to get on her. Rick wanted to keep all the other guys away, so he ghetto branded her.
by Donnybravo November 13, 2005

A individual who is such a damn-ass hillbilly that they have been evicted from all the local trailer parks.
He now resides in the closest possible place they could drag the Double-Wide Mansion on wheels with his cousin Bubba's Riding Lawnmower.
He now resides in the closest possible place they could drag the Double-Wide Mansion on wheels with his cousin Bubba's Riding Lawnmower.
Steven: I got kicked out of "GOLDEN ACRES" and "CASAS DEL AMIGOS".
Jimbo: You Ghetto Hillbilly. They kicked you out of the mexi-roll villa. Them illegals ain't even got no Green Cards. Where the Sam-Hell you and Bertha gonna live?
Steven: I'm livin' at the intersection of Hwy 99 and County Road 31. Bubba's fuckin' John Deere broke down on my way to the park. I was tryin' to squat on that fancy Government land. They's got toilets and showers. God damn Fancy-Pants Bastards.
Jimbo: You Ghetto Hillbilly. They kicked you out of the mexi-roll villa. Them illegals ain't even got no Green Cards. Where the Sam-Hell you and Bertha gonna live?
Steven: I'm livin' at the intersection of Hwy 99 and County Road 31. Bubba's fuckin' John Deere broke down on my way to the park. I was tryin' to squat on that fancy Government land. They's got toilets and showers. God damn Fancy-Pants Bastards.
by Funkytown66 February 27, 2008
