couch fuckin

the act of fucking the cushions of a couch. A plastic bag is often used to catch the cum

Before I met you. All I was doing was couch fuckin

by Peter long lasting June 27, 2010

who’s fuckin?

A thought finisher.
When someone is thinking of what they are trying to say and pauses after they say “and fuckiiin.. ummm” during their lost mind dragging on the Ummm is when u sternly and definitively finish the entire thought they were trying to mumble on with a quick “Who’s Fuckin?! Is it you? is it me??” And their story is then permenantly forgotten and they will say huh., and then your good to move on with your day!

“Ohh yeah man I was all like skirt skirt into my parking spot and fuckin.... fuckiiin umm”

“Who’s Fuckin? You? Is it me?!?”

“…. “

by pseudonympho March 1, 2022

Move Fuckin' Tree

Accomplishing a task that at times seems too tough, or something you severely dread to do. But, you know it has to be done.

Hey, Megan, I see you finally made it to work. " yeah, I had to stop in the middle of the road. I had to move fuckin' tree."

by Footguy1975 April 17, 2025

Fuckin' Fake Humanitarian hoe

A person who acts as if they're a humanitarian

Kourtney: Kim, there's people that are dying.

*7 or 8 years later*

Kim: ...Fuckin' fake humanitarian hoe. I actually do shit for the world and fucking fake it all day long and act like Oh, there's people dying Kim(Mocking Kourtney). And what the fuck are doing about it. So shut the fuck up.

by ZJay412 November 5, 2020

fuckin amateur

Person who fails at something due to trying to do something new, impressions, all the like.

dude matt ass just gutterballed. fuckin amateur.

by slashz0r January 13, 2010

Obus fuckin slee

When someone says something stupid that’s actually obvious

Did the girl break her ankles when she jumped off the bridge, obus fuckin slee

by Lil priiit October 25, 2018

Fuckin A

Fuckin around / fuck around

Did you have a good time last night?
Fuckin A I did.

by anonymous September 8, 2023