(n.) The weekday following Thursty (or Thirsty) Thursday, also preceded by Wasted Wednesday, Tipsy Tuesday, Messed-up Monday, Sloshed Sunday, and Shitfaced Saturday; also, the true beginning of the typical weekend alcohol/drug binge, most popular amongst the college student population
by greenteajunkie February 14, 2010

by AZwheelman June 21, 2020

Funny Fish Friday is a day where everyone can appreciate the funny fish and their glory. Their power over the people. The holiday is celebrated is celebrated every Friday of the year mostly by unfunny children.
by HHHHH=hhhhHhhhhhH June 19, 2020

by King "Merodii" David February 17, 2021

by Momococo October 20, 2015

by doge_doggos May 19, 2020

An unofficial day held every year on the second Friday of October (coincides with World Egg Day yearly). Typically falls around the 11th to the 14th of October depending on how the day falls.
The day began as a joke from online sex roleplay chatrooms but has gained some mainstream attention elsewhere online.
Free use means that a couple must engage in sex whenever one of the members of the couple wants to have sex, even if the other member is not horny. In free use, as long as one member is horny, the couple is required to have some kind of sexy time.
The day began as a joke from online sex roleplay chatrooms but has gained some mainstream attention elsewhere online.
Free use means that a couple must engage in sex whenever one of the members of the couple wants to have sex, even if the other member is not horny. In free use, as long as one member is horny, the couple is required to have some kind of sexy time.
You: Hey babe, my cock is hard. Wanna fuck?
GF: Im tired, but hey its free use friday! Might as well.
GF: Im tired, but hey its free use friday! Might as well.
by globutaroi July 2, 2022
