by jimmy87 September 18, 2013

by JustYourAverageUrban January 15, 2019

(Not to be confused with actual douche/hygiene-maintenance equipment)
Someone who goes way beyond the normal, standard definition of an asshole. Usually used as a term to describe/direct one's anger (and in some cases, absolute rage) at someone who is pissing them off to a very high degree.
Synonyms: see ass clown, Assclown McDouche
Someone who goes way beyond the normal, standard definition of an asshole. Usually used as a term to describe/direct one's anger (and in some cases, absolute rage) at someone who is pissing them off to a very high degree.
Synonyms: see ass clown, Assclown McDouche
"Sweet fucking Jesus tits! Look at this douche flap cutting me off!" Nice driving asshole!"
"Even though I have higher qualifications, Henry gave the promotion to that fucking douche flap Dave who isn't even here half the time!"
"Even though I have higher qualifications, Henry gave the promotion to that fucking douche flap Dave who isn't even here half the time!"
by Brownie O October 20, 2012

a person who maybe under the influence of alcohol or other illicit drugs
outputs a barrage of nonsensical words and/or sentences
outputs a barrage of nonsensical words and/or sentences
agrepy drongtheness chips
by Chris Pfeiffer November 4, 2004

Noun; Derogatory/Insulting term to describe a extremely pale girl. Preferably one who is ginger or has lots of freckles.
See Nicole Kidman
See Nicole Kidman
by *Crumpet* June 24, 2007


Ich bin ein müdflapenzie
by Toth October 17, 2003
