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Evans

One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. If you have an Evans in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make in impact for the better.
"wow, who is that dude?"

"I think his name is evans”
"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face”
by Mr.Starr May 27, 2020
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Evan

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Evan's Mom

A MILF everyone has had their turn with
See: Cum Bucket, Cum Dumpster, Slut, Whore, etc.
Person 1: I fucked Evan's Mom
Person 2: Who hasn't
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Evan Guevart Oiled Up

The man with the biggest gyat ever covered in oil.
Eli: did you see evan guevart oiled up
Daniel: I'd love to see evan guevart oiled up!
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Evan

Evan, the fakest guy ever. He’ll act nice and gentle to really bring you in and then he’ll backstab you. I still love him, but he really hurt me.
“Evan is so smart and funny!” “Yeah but he’s a bitch ever since he became popular.”
by yooooilyrmom October 22, 2022
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Evan

If your name is Evan you are just an idiot
You: Evan 77+33= ??
Evan:100
You: No, 110 Idiot
by trollllleeeeeerrrrr November 21, 2021
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Alexander Evans

A really, really short bot. He also isn't funny and he "accidentally" hurts you.
Alexander Evans is a huge bot.
by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020
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