crushing emotional agony

When you're told your Penis is to small

Girl "is it in yet"

Boy *dies from crushing emotional agony*

by :) cat lady April 16, 2015

emote (i-ˈmōt )

intransitive verb : to give expression to emotion especially in chating. An "emote" is tool used in a chat forum that is a way of expressing a feeling or an action in text form. You start an emote by typing "/me" (without the quotation marks) in local chat or instant messaging forum. The host allows you to use a colon instead of ‘/me’, which is a technical way of saving your keystrokes. The colon that normally appears after your name in a chat doesn’t appear in the chat and is therefore describing your action, rather than showing the typed words that normally show that you are "speaking". It will present your feelings or actions in the third person.

Let's say you just told me a funny joke. I could type "hahahaha!", in which case an emote (i-ˈmōt ) in the chat window will look like this:

Username: hahahahaha!

Or, I could type the emote, "/me laughs!", in which case the chat window looks like this:

Username laughs!

Emotes can be fairly lengthy.

Example; We are at the beach and decide to go swimming.

Example:

Username strips of her top and pants, revealing all skin, and runs laughing into the ocean.

by William Danoven January 14, 2024

Emotional blueballs

When you really like someone and work up enough confidence to talk to them but then never get the chance.

*in head* I can do this. All I have to do is say hey and ask for their number!

Adult guardian: time to go!

*in head* oh crap... now I have emotional blueballs

by EmoHo July 22, 2018

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

Someone get damaged but emotional

Person 1:EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

Person 2:wait what

by AJTheGamerBoy March 8, 2023

emotional math

when you use numbers to describe the feeling of something rather than rely on logic/actual math

"- my education cost me like a 1/4 of a million dollars"
"- wait. you paid $60K a year?"
"- no, it wasn't actually 1/4 of a million. it just FELT like it. i was using emotional math."

by extreeemelyamerican February 7, 2014

Emotional Ejaculation

Crying pent up tears in an aggressive and fast way. Usually brought on in elation or relief.

"Bro. We hadn't been to the playoffs in so long that after we made it last night I had a full on emotional ejaculation"

by WGHSci October 9, 2023

stored emotions

emotions that have been built up for a long time and you just fucking go off randomly or have a break down because of it.

did you see what Eva said to josh in the group chat?... I think she has stored emotions

by thebeautyofitall June 17, 2019