Evan

Evan is a guy who has sex with a lot of beautiful women and is extremely smart

Evan gets all the ladies

by iceman2rr September 23, 2021

Evan Allen

A lazy, pretentious and stinky boy, probably from some remote pointless area, who has a 3 inch penis and no game

See that kid with the nosebleed in the middle of the bar? He looks like a total evan allen...

by Cyoopid February 23, 2019

Evan

Evan is a handsome boy that looks like a potato but is still very attractive to women. He can be annoying but apologizes after every mistake he makes. He usually has a double chin, unless you find a skinny Evan which is unlikely.

Random Guy: Hey look it's a POTATO!

Random Girl: He's not any ordinary potato, HE'S A SMOKING HOT POTATO NAMED EVAN!

by Nora Antetokounmpo June 19, 2018

Evan

Evan won’t share his Takis

Evan: u canr have my Takis

by miaiswerid June 23, 2023

Evan

there gay aka me : im evan :)

gay is Evan

by anonymous September 17, 2022

Evan

rich man

“Oh wow Evan is so rich!!”

by Briânnâ January 30, 2022

evan

a little bitch with a small penis

“ew i don’t like evan”

by lolpoop9 September 2, 2020