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Your cousin a dyke

A phrase that has to be used as a last resort, as it is extremely dangerous. The insult to end all lower insults like "your mom gay" and "your granny tranny".
John: your mum gay
Carl: QUIET
John: ha, your granny granny
Carl: your cousin a dyke

Nothing more is heard as the very fibre of the universe is rended apart and Kermit the frog gets reborn as a large giant powerpuff Elmo.
by xynoxis May 12, 2018
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dyke hand

A dyke hand occurs when a photo is taken and the individual in the photo has their arm around another person's shoulder. Causing the dyke hand. Formation of the hand that seems to be somewhat deformed or somewhat awkward looking.
Girl 1 - "Oh my god I love this picture of us!"

Girl 2 - "Me too! but I have a dyke hand!"
by awkwardfotoz April 17, 2011
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dyke toaster

a type of car in which lesbians might have sexual activities

ex. Subaru Forester
Wow, Grandma's car is a real dyke toaster.
by holy grill May 31, 2017
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dyke

wow she’s a dyke
by siyeondyke September 14, 2020
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dyke dive

A bar known for comprising a clientele mainly of lesbians.
My nigga we hit a dyke dive and ain't finna be naan pussy
by RICKGOODWIN January 19, 2016
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Dyke

A small fucking wall - you noobs ,get it right bro

(NOT a slur if your a proper scot bitches)
I drove my car into my neighbours dyke 😐
by Not secure 🤪 June 9, 2021
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Dyke Jerk

When a man puts his penis in a first woman's rectum and a second woman fists fucks the first woman in her vagina, stimulating the man to orgasm through the vaginal/colon wall without the man thrusting his penis while the penis is in the first woman's rectum; it's like a hand job, but without actual contact between the hand and penis. Also, the first woman is both penilely ass fucked and vaginally fist fucked at the same time, a more extreme version of a double penetration.
"Man, I was watchin' this two-hooker donkey show in TJ, and the mule was fuckin' the one hooker's ass, and then the other hooker gave the donkey a dyke jerk, felched the cum out of the first hooker's ass, and the hookers snowballed the mule's 'payload' back-and-forth before spittin' it in each other's faces - 'it was fun; I had a fun time ...!'"
by jrdl718 August 31, 2013
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