A really good person, is one of the most famous helpers of all time (real). Has good friendship with pretty much all the staff, except koleg.
Bruno: can we demote some of the inactive helpers?
Poly: ok im demoting bored and whispy.
Bruno: we need new helpers
Poly: i will give douchebag raping helper cus hes epic!!!!!!!!!!!
Poly: ok im demoting bored and whispy.
Bruno: we need new helpers
Poly: i will give douchebag raping helper cus hes epic!!!!!!!!!!!
by douchebag raping January 28, 2021
Get the douchebag rapingmug. People who go on spring break during the middle of a pandemic and say things like: “If I get corona, I get corona. At the end of the day, I'm not gonna let it stop me from partying”
by ButchMasterK March 25, 2020
Get the douchebagmug. Someone who utilises tactical strike patterns from offensive military strategy within business practices (i.e. Microsoftian Seige Tactics for Patent suppression), in order to fuck over anyone they can get their hands on.
That Corporate Douchebag just sent that Military Organisation to wipe out village that said no to their factory.
by Theirishbarmaid April 23, 2024
Get the Corporate Douchebagmug. While in missionary, you insert a vape into the vagina. While the vape is still in the pussy, you take a hit and blow the air into the spread open ass cheeks. Then she farts and you repeat until you get pink eye.
by The only Sigma October 2, 2024
Get the Cloudy Douchebagmug. A shallow, contemptible person (usually male) who, despite some financial means, is so insecure in himself that he requires validation from others of like mind. In fact, to the douchebag, keeping up with other douchebags is all-important, and the often live close to one another in douchey neighborhoods where they can easily seek attention from one another through ostentatious behavior and conspicuous possessions and disparage others of a less-douchey persuasion.
Steve: "Wow! Now that David bought his family the new Volvo XC90, he won't shut up about it".
Kevin: "Yeah, now he says minivans and American SUVs are trash. What a douchebag!".
Kevin: "Yeah, now he says minivans and American SUVs are trash. What a douchebag!".
by Uneasy Rider August 18, 2023
Get the douchebagmug. by Sexyhomophobe December 22, 2020
Get the Douchebagmug.