ruler dick

Penis measuring 12" in length

Your girlfriend said I had a ruler dick

by LJBee August 7, 2017

Dick Mountain

Nickname for professional baseball pitcher Rich Hill.

"We got Dick Mountain starting tomorrow... and he's been great." -Max Muncy

by Darth Ramious October 27, 2018

dick giraffe

When a person bends around, under, or over an object in order to give some one a blow job.

She was a real dick giraffe giving the taxi driver a blow job from the passenger seat.

by Phatea May 15, 2018

greggles and dicks

any two friends whose names are greg and richard.

invite greggles and dicks over to this raging party!

by loveyaa January 5, 2010

dick insurance

When someone, usually male, insures their dick in case of a catastrophic accident.
Basically, its a way of saying that someone has medical aid...but on a more private area.

Oh wow, a dog bit his dick halfway off? Its a good thing he has dick insurance.

by ~Vlad The Inhaler June 17, 2018

Business dick

Someone who is very successful in business, but at the same time is a massive dick because of it.

Ooj is always talking about how much money is company is making, he's such a business dick.

by yawn92 September 17, 2014

dick chokers

when your boxers are too tight and you go to sit down they choke your dick up real bad.

every time my mom tries to buy me new boxers they always wind up being dick chokers, never fails.

by joegunn December 17, 2008