call your auntie to dinner

Something you should always do right away. Comes from olden-times when families all lived together. Typically the auntie was the most upset if not called to dinner.

"Man I gotta call in to work & check my schedule."

"Yeah better call your auntie to dinner!"

by notjohnstamos March 7, 2014

Keeylo Dinner

A keeylo dinner is a dinner where a large variety of snacks used instead of actually food

I about to get that keeylo dinner after work

by Lunariasi January 13, 2023

Shit dinner

When you wipe out on your skateboard or bike and you “eat shit”

You just had a shit dinner, friend.

Go have a shit dinner you fucking faggot

by MarijuanaMisfit November 26, 2018

boyfriend dinner

When your boyfriend says he's making a fancy dinner & always chooses something that takes about 10 minutes to make with minimal effort

Natalie: I think Dan said he's making a fancy dinner tonight since I made lamb chops & asparagus last week...

Grace: Ohh what's he making ?!

Natalie: I dunno, probly his usual boyfriend dinner...either spaghetti or deli ham salad...

by Bratarle June 8, 2015

Gay Dinner

Some boy named Marty that sucks at Nintendo switch especially golf and bowling.

Marty eats gay dinner

by marty’s fav July 3, 2022

dinner snake

A massive dump after a massive dinner so big it coils on itself.

A guest remarked that even after five flushes he could not get rid of the dinner snake.

by jon dough May 17, 2014

Kid dinner

The eating of children

Mark: I’m so hungry I can have a kid dinner.
Sean: What is wrong with you, you cannibal!

by Bobswift August 5, 2019