Face-Dance

When a girl squats down on some poor fool's face and moves her hips around. It's womankind's eqivalent to tea-bagging.

Zombie Stripper: My boss was totally being a dick to me.
Other Zombie Stripper: Why would you take that from him?
Zombie Stripper: Dont worry, I knocked him on the floor and drowned him with a Face-Dance

by The Man Your Man Wishes He Was March 13, 2011

Dancing Potato

The savior of all life in the universe. Something that deserves to bowed to, prayed to, and sacrificed to. It’s legendary and unimaginable dancing powers will create and destroy anything and everything. (The musical dancing potato is unfathomably more majestic)

Hey everybody! Do you want to pray to sacrifice Billy to the dancing potato?
*Entire world cheers*

by TurtleNugget911 November 26, 2019

Dancing On The Rails

Doing something extremely stupid or reckless usually for the amusement of others or for the thrill of doing something daring. Often occurs as a result of peer pressure.

The expression originates from the urban myth(?) of someone dancing on the railroad tracks and paying for the foolish mistake with their life.

Dana: Look at Jimmy. He’s dancing on the rails again

Bill: What an idiot! He’ll get hurt if he doesn’t stop it!

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

Fortnite Dancing

The dances that if your kids do you need to abandon them

I think your kid has been diagnosed with an unfixable disease called Fortnite Dancing in public.

by phat4realll September 9, 2020

doodoo dance

when you try to pull your pants up after shitting but the bottom of your shorts are stuck under the heels of your shoes, causing you to shake one leg at a time while still holding on to your pants to get your shorts free from the bottom of your shoes.

I almost fell in the toilet trying to do the doodoo dance this morning, luckily I got my last foot free before I fell.

by David Rafe September 15, 2010

Western Dance

The simple yet elegant twitching-type dance maneuver performed when one finds out that they have been admitted into Western Washington University. It is performed by the dancer first blurting the word, "Western" one time. The dancer then begins twisting the hips sharply in a horizontal direction while rocking the shoulders from side to side, and keeping your hands completely straight (as in The Robot or a karate chop) close to one's chest and jerking them up and down. This dance normally calls for two people, doing the same dance face-to-face.

Person 1: "Dude, Brady just got into Western too!"
Person 2: "I know! I saw him over by the vending machines doin' the Western Dance."

Brady: "...western." (Dancing)

by bennedictus May 19, 2010

Willy Dance

When no neck men blow off some steam and cause a mass Facebook humourfest.

Neil had a Willy Dance last night... 300 comments later on Facebook and no one is doing any work!

by Mike@Vault October 30, 2013