When you have a crush on someone that you know you have zero chance with, like your hot teacher, or a celebrity, or your best friend’s mom. It’s called a Unicorn crush because, like unicorns, it’s not real, but it’s something everyone knows about and understands.
by Got.Any.Grapes? April 2, 2022
Get the Unicorn Crush mug.Euphemism for sexual intercourse; specifically with a female. Alternatively, when you buy a muffin for later and is destroyed due to being left in a soft sided container.
"Dude, I heard he totally crushed her muffin last summer... that's why they don't talk anymore."
"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."
"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."
by Ablearcher013 August 13, 2020
Get the Crushed the Muffin mug.The acknowledgement by a straight man that if he were gay, he would have a crush on the guy in question.
by AtheistMetal March 18, 2021
Get the Guy Crush mug.When you keep falling in love with every girl you see. Serious cases can even make you like your own SISTER!!! common in boys ages 10 - 25 years old
Person 1: Oh my gosh! She's so hot. And that girl there; she's my soul mate! And her...
Person 2: Sheesh! You need to see a doctor; you've got crush-itis!!!
Person 2: Sheesh! You need to see a doctor; you've got crush-itis!!!
by Dr. Kaybien November 28, 2020
Get the crush-itis mug.When you can't experience romantic feelings for another because your mind is occupied by your crush.
by 3mane October 12, 2017
Get the committed crush mug.1. Having an intense crush on someone completely out of your league for an extended period of time.
2. Being unnecessarily mentally attached to a person with the hope that one day they will speak to you and notice what a catch you really are.
2. Being unnecessarily mentally attached to a person with the hope that one day they will speak to you and notice what a catch you really are.
by anonvirgo247 July 2, 2016
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by Pen~Guin October 1, 2022
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