cat fight

1. any nasty fight between women, not necessarily involving physical violence

2. two women fighting. Often involving manuvures men would consider out of bounds e.g. pulling hair, scratching, etc.

3. the male fantasy of two women ripping each others clothes off. Combines the pleasure of multiple strippers, wrestling, and novelty for free. What's not to like?

4. the most sexist/sexiest TV commercial of recent memory in which two models strip down to their lingerie in a pool at a fancy restaurant in less than one minute.

The cat fight commercial was Kitana Baker's ticket to fame. She tore off the "Tastes Great" babe's top in one swipe.

by mandingoe June 8, 2004

Cat in the Tub

When a man tries to put his nutsack into a woman's vagina. It is almost imposible, like trying to put a cat in a bathtub.

Cat in the tub

by Fat Brad January 14, 2009

cat bath

Similar to sponge bath, but substitute the sponge for your tongue.

That girl is so hot, Ted wants to dip her in chocolate and give her a cat bath.

by Mow Mow December 14, 2007

Black Cat

Some believe they're bad luck. Some say that's racist. I say Its just a cat it's not racist or bad luck. Well it is bad luck if you're a mouse.

-A black cat! Oh no! That's bad luck!
-You racist.

by EmmaBemma1 October 1, 2019

nigger cat

is basically black panther

black panthers real name is nigger cat

by nigger cat-black panther June 6, 2018

Laser Cats

A television show proposed by Andy Samberg and Bill Hader to Lorne Michaels in two seperate Saturday Night Live skits. It combines peoples two favorite things: Lasers. And Cats! A short low-budget film is then shown with Andy and Bill in a post-apocolyptic world in where cats can fire lasers out of their mouths and eyes, fighting evil, general chaos.

In the future, Laser Cats will help fight evil.

by GNox December 28, 2007

cat tit

Officially: skin tag. A small, harmless, excess piece of skin that grows on the body, usually found around the neck. Named after the small nipples of cats. Cat tits must be removed by a dermatologist, but are removed easily. They are most common among heavyset people.

Ever since Bertha gained wait, she grew a lot of cat tits on her neck.

by Tilly Thumper September 20, 2008