Cannon

noun.

Kăn ən

Cannon is an uncommon name for a short, average weight, and sometimes angry person. However, they can also be kind, thoughtful, and defensive towards relatives. They generally like FPS games, and watch Naruto. They love good sauce, and are not too picky. They make crushes into girlfriends, though, so be wise not to let a Cannon near a girl you are interested in...

Will: Oh, Cannon, why do you have a girlfriend and not me? Im literally older than you.

Cannon: Im not homeschooled, Will.

Will: Oh, yeah...

by Whoamiacrazerson March 14, 2020

Aids Cannon

Noun - Refers to any firearms in the AK-47 family of rifles. This term was coined by the infamous Dan_TSX of AR15.com.

I just sold my dildo to fund a new underfolder aids cannon.

by yeags December 18, 2014

Cannon

A Large, Long, and Heavy Piece of Artillery
Mainly used on Warfare

The history of cannon spans several hundred years from the 12th century to modern times. The cannon first appeared in China sometime during the 12th and 13th centuries. It likely developed in parallel or as an evolution of an earlier gunpowder weapon called the fire lance.

Comrade 69: Load The Cannonball!
Comrade PuffMaster: Loading the Ammunition!
Comrade PuffMaster: Lock and Loaded!
Comrade 69: Fire!!!

by JJWasTaken October 7, 2020

Monkey Cannon

A sexual position in which one person fucks a second from behind so hard their kidney stone pops out of the urethra into a third person’s mouth.

Damn Casey, Drake’s monkey cannon was the biggest one yet! I dropped a few pieces.

by ComZhora March 18, 2021

Powerful queen cannon

When a drumstick is shoved inside a woman, and the drumstick is fired out with enough force to stick to the wall.

After that powerful queen Cannon you'll never get the deposit back on the apartment

by Waldorfhysterica December 2, 2022

cannon-bomb

performing a cannonball while photo bombing a picture.

Holy crap, that guy just cannon-bombed us!!

by zamtea June 1, 2014

Cannon Falls

That indescribable moment when you’re at the onset of an episode of explosive diarrhea. The moment you squat over the toilet seat and begin to drop your pants, there isn’t a second to hold the eruption back any longer. Before your pants are fully down and before you’ve fully sat down the explosion begins and you fire away at the bowl beneath you whilst trying your hardest NOT to miss. Once you’ve completely seated yourself the explosions continue and you get a feeling of relief knowing you just missed making a complete mess of yourself and the bathroom.

I wasn’t sure I’d get to the toilet on time and as I began to squat and drop my pants, cannon falls commenced and I sat in relief knowing I just missed soiling myself.

by max nova April 24, 2022