Aardvark Cum

The deadliest, coldest, semen produced by a warm blooded mammal ever. According to Amir Blumenfeld from popular Youtube channel CollegeHumor, who popularized the term, "Aardvark cum will freeze yo ass, Aardvark cum is frigid gas" Which let's you know that you don't want to fuck around with Aardvarks.

"I need a jacket! It's like Aardvark cum up in this bitch"

by Tswizzie September 13, 2013

Cum on a cracker

Honestly the best fuckin game. Where boys stand in a circle while watching a porno and the last one to cum on the cracker has to eat it

Person 1: hey bro r u ready for the ultimate sleepover we’re gonna play cum on a cracker
Person 2: Yess! I can’t wait to get that delicious wet cracker in my mouth

by JazzatheChampasaurus February 14, 2019

cum bong

Device where several loads of semen is loaded into a funnel connected to a tube that ends in a woman's mouth.

What a nasty slut, she did the cum bong.

by Ben Hill April 20, 2006

cum pad

The bit in-between a man's ball sack and anus. If you press this lightly it gives the feeling of sperm coming out from the lower penis.

Alan pressed his cum pad while he was playing with his ass pubes.

by Joshua A. Ford July 09, 2009

Cum Explosion

A major orgasm with semen squirting everywhere after sex or masturbation.

That was one cum explosion you did to my behind

by Dick2Ass69 February 29, 2016

cum play

when you cum somewhere that isn’t inside your partner and your partner plays with the cum. either licking it up or swirling their tongue around in it.

“I came on my stomach and he licked it up afterward, some of the best cum play we’ve had so far”

by lesbiansandgays March 28, 2018

cum snake

The product of masturbating and ejaculating onto one's bare chest just before passing out, then waking up to peeling and rolling the dried semen off your chest and smoking it.

Guy 1: Why has John been violently vomiting in the bathroom for an hour?

Guy 2: Oh, he totally tried a cum snake this morning.

by Apemeat February 27, 2009