Candy Cane

A geriatric sexpot

im lowkey a necrophiliac, but that's sorta illegal. so i just unleash my sexuality on candy canes.

by mrmurphy69 December 3, 2020

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Eye Candy

Attractive partner who is in fact very interesting and extremely serious, someone who is at your side and makes others extremely jealous!

Woah bruh, did you see Quinnton’s girlfriend that was holding onto his booty cheek, I heard her name was Chandler, she is some damn eye candy bro!

by DelsartoDimension January 4, 2022

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A musical comedy duo based out of Victoria BC who produce raunchy bangers that will make you laugh and dance simultaneously.
They’ll hit you with beats more powerful than the highest setting on your hitachi, so strap in and remember your safe words sweetie.

@candywhipmusic on insta and tik tok

‘Did you catch the last Candy Whip show?’

‘Yea, they poured rosé on the crowd and sang about their labes!’

by Candy whipped December 22, 2022

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thigh candy

Worn by southern men, shorts that are 3-5 inches above the knee. Usually shorts are in some sort of color.

Damn girl, did you see Mike's thigh candy today? That is hotttttt!!

by SouthernKate July 9, 2017

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office candy

A female employee who appears to be smoking hot, but out of the workplace you wouldn't normally give her a second look.

Phil: I went for a few drinks in the city this weekend and saw Betty in a bar

John: man she is so fit, I would love to fuck her

Phil: Nah she's just Office Candy. She looked minging when i saw her the other day.

Or

Phil: I saw that fit girl from work out last night, but she looked rotton!

John: Yeah, shes just 'Office Candy'!

by Mr Orange Hodgkiss May 12, 2009

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