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bullshit whistle

Blowing the bullshit whistle is method of calling someone out for not telling the truth about something. When a person knows a statement or story is total bullshit, he will make a “tweet-tweet” sound like a steam whistle. It’s especially handy in group settings like a smoking circle where the embarrassment for the liar can be maximized.
Todd: “Yo’, Chris. I heard you and Rabbit went to the club last night. How was it?”

Chris: “Dude, it was crazy. The bitches wouldn’t leave me alone. I guess they all wanted my potato dick.”

Rabbit: (exhaling an especially big bong rip) “Tweet-tweet. I'm totally blowing the bullshit whistle on that.”
by Orphanmaker July 11, 2011
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Bullshit Testosterone

When someone is either overly arrogant or aggressive regarding a topic where that attitude is completely unnecessary. People displaying this attribute will typically fight until the very end, even when what they’re arguing is clearly wrong. They’ll then try to fight you if you tell they’re stupid.
BS: We’re driving my parent’s car — don’t do ANYTHING that burns gas. Good thing the AC doesn’t use any gas.

Person 1: I’m pretty sure it does

BS: No

Person 1: really?

BS: the AC is powered by the alternator, which is powered by the battery of the car, not the engine.

Person 1: and the battery of the car is powered by the engine, which burns gas.

BS: do you want to fucking fight?

Person 1: now’s not the time for your Bullshit Testosterone

(BS then argued with a mechanic about this very topic for a half hour)
by Gandar Boy May 27, 2024
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you be with the bullshit

A joke or term used to say that you are goofing off or playing around or being funny
John says to Avery I’m going to the gym at 5. Avery goes to John’s house at 8 and says how was the gym? John says he never went to the gym. Avery says “you be with the bullshit”.
by John gotti June 24, 2023
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Bullshit

I wonder what the bullshit of the day is going to be...
Hym “Because you know he’s going to be on some bullshit.... Welp... on another note, how many commercial aircraft disappearances do you think were just suicide? Because it can’t be zero... can it? I mean, you could say 9/11 but the plane didn’t disappear. I mean like a pilot was just done with life and he put some sleeping pills in his co-pilot’s coffee and then he just flew into the ocean. I mean, you wouldn’t KNOW that that’s what happened. You’d only be able to speculate. But what are the chances that it’s happened 0 times? Probably low. Maybe the Bermuda Triangle is like the global suicide forest. 🤷 ♂️”
by Hym Iam October 10, 2022
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G-max bullshit

Some real bullshit
An absolutely ludicrous amount of bullshit.
"That's some G-max bullshit right there"
by Wangomango September 19, 2021
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logical bullshit

When someone says bullshit with some reason that is actually kind of reasonable.
Most times, you can`t find anything wrong at their reason so you either laugh or tell them to shut up.
Politicians use this to think they`re doing something GOOD. The truth is, they`re throwing away your money at some crappy shit.
When you say some of this to a teacher while you are in trouble, she/he will punish you more.
Student: You shouldn`t tell my mom that I fought with Joe today.
Teacher: And why is that?
Student: If you tell her, she`ll feel bad, and you shouldn`t make someone feel bad.
Teacher: LOGICAL BULLSHIT!

Guy1: I know everything!
Guy2: Bullshit.
Guy1: If you don`t know something, you can`t explain it.

If there is something I can`t explain, I can explain it by saying "I can`t explain it", and that leads to a

contradiction.

So there is nothing I can`t explain, and there is nothing I don`t know.
Guy2: That is some serious logical bullshit.
by Jekr June 12, 2019
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Reality Bullshit

How Life Really is and How It's Not What We Expect it To Be, Nor Wanted To Happen
Man: Why Is This Always Happening To Me?
Friend Of Man: It's That Reality Bullshit I Been Telling You About
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