fuck buddies

two friends who only get along my being the same amount of horny

person one: DUDE FUCK YOU!
person two: i wouldn't mine being fucked~
person one: fuck buddies?
person two: fuck buddies!

by rubythecatgirl September 15, 2019

buddy building

when two people who work out together become a single entity, and will not work out seperately.

steve won't come to the gym today, his buddy building partner is sick.

by mick_the_skin September 16, 2009

inbox buddy

Similar to keypal or penpal. A good, reliable friendship with a male or female through e-mail contact only, and most likely someone you'll never meet in person. Also similar to textie-friendie but done with e-mail.

Female: Look, I found a funny redneck quiz online! I scored a 41%! Lol
To her friend: This is so silly I have to let my inbox buddy know so we can compare answers.

Friend: send it to me too so I can take the quiz!
To her friend: I don't need to. I already know your answer, 100%! Lmao

by twisted english August 24, 2014

Mookie Buddy

A special bonding experience with a buddy who you go to a public restroom and take a dump with. There must be multiple toilets or else it is super gay. You can also have more than one mookie buddy depending on the amount of toilets in the restroom.

I really have to take a crap, but I don't feel comfortable doing it by myself in Best Buy. I need a mookie buddy to fulfill this operation.

by sxepooper May 29, 2009

bridge buddies

When you’re really good friends with another person so you decide to make a pact. This pact states that if one every commits suicide via jumping off a bridge, the other is obligated to do it is well.

Hey Caleb... me and you are such good friends I’m now declaring us bridge buddies

by ACON December 21, 2017

earwax buddys

When you share headphones with someone who might or might not have earwax. You share the wax when the douche stands up quickly and yanks both of earphones out and you scramble to get the ear plugs so you get then mixed up. *Shudders*

Dude. You were earwax buddys with him? Crustay!!! Have you seen his lobes?

by Pyro1495 June 2, 2008

dick buddies

Phrase coined by mscoulter: Two dorky guys who love hanging out and talking BS. Two guys who love each other that are not gay. Singular: dick buddy

Richie and Madison are dick buddies who love to get together and hang out. Also, Madison lives in NY but has a dick buddy in Colorado named Tom. Therefore, Tom is Madison's Colorado dick buddy, and Madison is Tom's New York dick buddy.

by mscoulter August 18, 2011