Naked Buddies

A situation in which you tell your friends you sleep naked, and you find out they also sleep naked, you have a weird bonding experience over it, and become Naked buddies

"Hey Charlie... before the sleepover, you should know I sleep naked..."

"Don't worry Daniel, Me too buddy."

"Really?"

"Yes, we are Naked buddies Daniel."

by Tri 69 March 3, 2017

Drugfuck Buddy

A superficial relationship characterized by sex and heavy drug use, usually engaged in by people that cannot handle real intimacy.

Daniel cannot have a real relationship with someone his age so he settles for a 20-year-old Drugfuck Buddy to do shrooms and screw.

by gabrielhudson October 27, 2012

bridge buddies

When you’re really good friends with another person so you decide to make a pact. This pact states that if one every commits suicide via jumping off a bridge, the other is obligated to do it is well.

Hey Caleb... me and you are such good friends I’m now declaring us bridge buddies

by ACON December 21, 2017

earwax buddys

When you share headphones with someone who might or might not have earwax. You share the wax when the douche stands up quickly and yanks both of earphones out and you scramble to get the ear plugs so you get then mixed up. *Shudders*

Dude. You were earwax buddys with him? Crustay!!! Have you seen his lobes?

by Pyro1495 June 2, 2008

fuckie buddy

someone who is your fucking awesomest friend ever. no one can fuck wiht you two. pretty much best friends, point blank.

Mary: Girl you know your my best frie-

Katy: Oh hell no, your my fuckie buddy.

by awfuckingyeahbitch April 3, 2011

Mookie Buddy

A special bonding experience with a buddy who you go to a public restroom and take a dump with. There must be multiple toilets or else it is super gay. You can also have more than one mookie buddy depending on the amount of toilets in the restroom.

I really have to take a crap, but I don't feel comfortable doing it by myself in Best Buy. I need a mookie buddy to fulfill this operation.

by sxepooper May 29, 2009

dick buddies

Phrase coined by mscoulter: Two dorky guys who love hanging out and talking BS. Two guys who love each other that are not gay. Singular: dick buddy

Richie and Madison are dick buddies who love to get together and hang out. Also, Madison lives in NY but has a dick buddy in Colorado named Tom. Therefore, Tom is Madison's Colorado dick buddy, and Madison is Tom's New York dick buddy.

by mscoulter August 18, 2011