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Bullshit

An election between one candidate who has spent most of his entire life compromising, and the other who has spent most of his entire life trying to force other people to compromise. They're both weak in opposite ways.
The bullshit is why some of us don't vote.
by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020
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Bullshitting

smearing the shit of a bull over someones entire body, including the schlong and asscheeks
hes bullshitting me help
by @gortonramramdey November 24, 2023
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Huckabee level bullshit

A level of lying that surpasses all others.
Saying global warming doesn't exist is some Huckabee level bullshit.
by Byebyetrump May 30, 2019
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spewing bullshit

When one cannot stop talking filth with one another
I.e. Smoles could not stop spewing bullshit with his brothers.
by anon17385927 January 26, 2014
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Bullshit

The girl who starts changing the rules she made as she went when she finds out they never worked in the first place.
The girl is bullshit.
by Solid Mantis November 19, 2020
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Bottles Bullshit Trend Line

Bottles Bullshit Trend Line, (BBLT) - Used by the not-so-famous Bottle Rocket of Greatland fame who once laid a trend line on a chart with zero experience, and rode the sucker for well over a year.

and then failed to cash out when it broke it...
Bottles Bullshit Trend Line is now at £13.65
by uttabull March 24, 2023
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Bullshit

Someone who wants to get to the bottom of a mystery until they do and it's longer a mystery is bullshit.
The engineer invented a crystal ball machine that got to the bottom of a mystery, and still ended up destroying it because some people couldn't really handle the mystery they thought they wanted to get to the bottom of. Bullshit people are the most cynical people in the world, which is why they always want to hear positive bullshit and convince themselves that they are full of boundless optimism, when really they're just full of shit.
by Solid Mantis March 28, 2021
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