Ash

The whitest of crackers. A typical Ash is the type of person in highschool that is of 18 years of age and tries to get laid by 14 and 15 year old girls in highschool. They also suck at basketball but are exceptionally great at swatting people named Michael. A typical Ash usually uses the term “destroy” to describe what he does to those 15 year old girls.

“I will destroy you,” said Ash.

by MasterOfDefinitionsOfEarth February 15, 2018

Ash

Me. I suck. That's it. I do. Hello.

Ash sucks, aka i suck.

by AshCantFocus January 16, 2022

Ash

A person who is the most likely to make ur mom jokes in the friend group

Ash:ur mom

Friends:stfu

by Hahahaha I'm a shinnie July 12, 2022

Ashed My Potatoes

When someone dies and puts their ashes into a person’s (who they hate) mashed potato.

Dude OMG my dead ex-girlfriend ashed my potatoes

by Assamo January 22, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Ashe

The best kid ever, isn't lazy, and is nice to everyone. Everyone you know will absolutely love this person as a friend. Ashe is the absolute best.

Ashe is amazing.

by Ho_Is_This? May 19, 2025

Ash

A young shitass who gets off making your life a digital hell online

That is definitely a Ash

by Ambrose Man September 2, 2022