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Albertine

The sexiest and hottest girlfriend anyone can imagine. Ofcourse, she's only available to Erwin.
You see Albertine right there? Don't try anything on her, she's property of Erwin.
by Erwinenalbertine August 23, 2011
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Albertans

Those residing in Alberta, Canada. Worst drivers in the world. Unable to handle curves in the road, intersections, hills, and going at least 10 above or below the posted speed limit.
Albertans cannot drive
by -Katie July 20, 2008
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albert

1. someone i can read like a book
2. someone who LOVES face rubbing sessions.
3. a true FONDLERRR
4. a sweet person i would love to have in my life.
prince charming is just like an albert.
ok, i lied ;
by KWINHnotKWIN October 18, 2008
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Battle of Alberta

An intense rivalry between Edmonton and Calgary (Alberta, Canada), usually refering to hockey. During Battles of Alberta, fans of the Calgary Flames and Edmonton Oilers flood the bars of both cities.

Flame and Oiler supporters from both side of a family have been known to cause rifts in the family.

A Battle of Alberta is often held on New Year's Eve.

But only Calgary has the Red Mile and Sea of Red and has made it into the playoffs the past few years. So Calgary kicks butt.
A true conversation had in Australia regarding the Battle of Alberta:

Calgarian: Hey, you're Canadian, aren't you? Where from?

Edmontonian: Edmonton.

Calgarian: Oh. In thought something stunk in here.
by calgaryflamesqueen October 25, 2008
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Albert

Small , Pale , Gamer who is to smart for his own good and very sarcastic. Always zonked
Albert , nuff said
by El'Bobert March 10, 2010
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Alberta

A wretched hive of scum, villainy, and greed.
Dude: Alberta sold-out its future and the future of its citizens so a few corporations could rape the land and make billions of dollars in profit.

Dudette: What do you expect? It's a wretched hive of scum, villainy and greed.
by CoolCat6969 September 26, 2008
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Albert Pujols

Sven: "Albert Pujols sure is good at baseball."
Gary: "Of course he is. He invented it, you goddamn jackass."
by Badassassin October 9, 2008
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