When some stanky ass ho sittin next to y'all in a stall, you can smell her stank ass pu-tang muff from a mile off
by NiCrAmy November 17, 2007
When taking a dump, the toilet paper gets stuck to your anal butt hair and dangles down into the toilet, dipping in the water. When you stand up, the TP slaps against your thighs or calves, wetting them and forcing you to take another shower.
by thrashertm September 18, 2008
Lou was banging Nicole doggie style, saw her chocolate flower, and couldn't resist giving her a banana in the tail pipe .
by JAccess March 04, 2008
When your fucking a chick, you pull out before you cum and as your cumming you slap her in the face with your cock.
by Brain Crabb September 23, 2006
by zoulkeeper May 01, 2005
The most wonderful and majestic of all animal species, the Three-Legged tail is a hybrid cross between a male hermit crab, and David Duchovny. The average lifespan of a Three-Legged Tail is between 3 to 5 weeks, at which time it dies of starvation, as it has no means of obtaining nutrients. Although technically a hybrid species, the Three-Legged Tail is not sterile, and in fact, reproduces asexually. Every member of the species is born pregnant, and will give birth after about four hours. It is a highly aggressive animal, and once provoked, will not relent until either it or it's attacker is dead. Although, since the Three-Legged Tail has no eyes, ears, or noses, they are easily avoided. The animal is known for it's tremendous speed on land (it is second only to the cheetah), and spends much of it's short life galloping around aimlessly, presumably in unimaginable agony and despair. A genetic abnormality exists in approximately .03% of the population, which causes the offspring to be born with three wings instead of three legs. Sadly, the Three-Winged Tail is doomed to the same torturous existence.
by Krandall Kramer June 01, 2012
Gay heads or tails; When two gay guys are about to have sex, one says his choice of heads or tails. Heads refers to putting the dick in the other guys ass, also known as tails.
Gay heads or tails; When two gay guys are about to have sex, one says his choice of heads or tails. Heads refers to putting the dick in the other guys ass, also known as tails.
by JamesPSully April 10, 2017